and all that Jazz

imaginelarrys:

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

i love you

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Im So Weak I Gave In….

I….made…..an……instagram 😓

allthatjazzie

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644386:

lovelyandfloral:

THANK YOU.

Sigh

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Click for the most hilarious, relatable gifs.

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omgphantastic:

To be honest I don’t know what I’m doing most of the time so I’m just hoping you’re willing to go along with it anyway.

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ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

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Best Feeling Ever

hatelyn:

HER TATTOO IS SO HOT

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i have no motivation to do anything anymore i wish i could just stay in bed and sleep for like two months

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gypsyone:

Hello Kitty wizzle

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Shit Just Got Real